thexoshy:

😂😂😂fck dat I don’t wanna b 21 no more I’m #3Hunna #cheifkeef #huh ?

solomonbanger:

Nuff said

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

wait how about when they ask “do you mean *you like me or are you asking me”

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anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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theuppitynegras:

firstladysexyfineass:

Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is

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shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

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theogblackjesus:

Beyonce made the song “Single Ladies” and went home to her husband and left you lonely females to dance in a circle thinking you’re happy.

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quixon:

dannybrownstooth:

Apple Juice is liquid crack tbh

You misspelled grape juice.

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death-by-lulz:

tastefullyoffensive:

The cat who sits like a dude.

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kaykonut:

link can fucking travel to different temples and face fire,ice,water,wind and even the walking fucking dead while battling all the damn motherfucking monsters but your telling me he cant stand on one foot

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boycourt:

kittenscaboodle:

Lil Debbie on twitter crying about how hard it is being a white girl. I’m too done.

Lmao dude what is she talking about she’s making music about being “ratchet” with all black females as her “bitches” in her video like come on

Talking about how it’s hard in the industry for white girls

BULLSHIT, if she wasn’t a white girl nobody would fuck with her and that’s the truth 

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siddharthasmama:

how the conversation should always end

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